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Man, I am totally sweet.  This dude straight up emailed me and I am totally going to be loaded.  Here's his email, but don't bother getting excited because I am already helping him out.

DEAR FRIEND,    

This mail may be a surprise to you because you did not give me the permission to do so and
neither do you know me but before I tell you about myself I want you to please forgive me for
sending the mail without your permission. 

My name is Junior Guei, 30 years old and the son of the late military ruler of Ivory-Coast (
Retired Brigadier General Robert Guei) who was killed in a political crisis which led to war in
my country(Ivory-Coast). My father,mother and two junior brothers were killed by some soldiers
believed to be loyal to the government because of my father's objection to some certain policies
of the present government. I was lucky to have escaped with a brother who is the last child of
the family that night because we were visiting a family friend in another city far away from our
home.

I have to go into hiding with my junior brother for some days before arrangements were made for
us to leave Ivory-Coast for the Republic of Togo on the invitation of President Eyadema of Togo
who granted us political assylum.

Before we left for Togo,I visited our home where my mother and my two junior ones were killed in
our village and during the search for some documents in my father's room came accross some vital
documents and the keys to a secret vault in the house.I took the keys and went down to where the
vault is and there I discovered two metal boxes which were carefully hidden. With the aide of
the documents I was able to open the boxes only to find out that the boxes were full of money in
hundred dollar bills. I could not count the money because I was very shock to see it and again
it is too much for me to count but the documents that I discovered in his room which led me to
the boxes put the money at $10,000,000:00(ten million dollars).  I locked it back carefully and
arranged for the boxes to be moved with me through the help of some family friends to Abidjan
the capital city where I deposited the boxes with a security company for safe-keeping.I did not
declare the content of the boxe
s to the security company,I only declare it as family valuables.

When the African leaders came to Ivory-Coast and President Eyadema invited us to go to the
Republic of Togo where I now live with my junior one.I cannot leave the money there in Abidjan
so I am making arrangements to move the boxes to Togo where I now live and have the money
transfered by bank abroad. This has been my reason for contacting you.

I would have given you my telephone number so that you can call me in order to discuss the issue
better but I'm afraid to do so because we have too many people around us who I would not want to
know of the money but I have a laptop with me all the time and I think it will be better to
communicate by Internet untill we can make proper and solid arrangements about how to move the
money.

I wish to meet with you if you can make a trip to The Republic of Togo or Ivory-Coast,then we
can meet secretly before we go ahead for the transaction.Never mind about your expenditure it
will be taken care of though I may not be able to send some money to you right now but I will
pay it back if you can do it and not only that,I am ready to offer 30% of the money to you for
this assistance.It is not that I am paying you but for your assistance which I shall really
appreciate. 

Please I wish that this assistance be treated highly confidential.

Waiting to read your response about the proposal soonest through: jnrguei@zwallet.com

Thanks.

Jnr. Guei.

What up dog?  I just straight read your email (well I skipped the middle, but I read most of it.) and I am totally totally interested in helping your cause or whatever.  The money would be sweet, but I am interested in other continents and stuff too, so it would be total Karma for me to help.

So how do I start?  Can you come visit me instead of me coming to you?

So what is the problem there anyway?  I know there are problems in my hood too.  The other day my moms was all "Did you finish the Corn Pops?" and I was all, "Yo, why you buggin'?"  She don't really understand me when I talk like that and I feel totally like, repressed on my culture and sh*t.  But she cool, she bought more Corn Pops today.

Ai'ight, well dog.  I gotta roll.  Let me know where to send my bankroll.

--Wicked Cool 69

wickedcool69@shortdomainname.com

I hope I hear back from them and I can't wait to drag that cash in the house in a wheelbarrow!

I'm rich beotch!