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Ha, the projectionists make me snigger when they post a license agreement snip which forbids users of a certain database from participating in plain old atypical terrorist activities.

BY DOWNLOADING AND USING SYBASE SOFTWARE, YOU CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE NOT LOCATED IN ANY COUNTRY UNDER U.S. ECONOMIC EMBARGO (AFGHANISTAN (TALIBAN-CONTROLLED AREAS), CUBA, IRAN, IRAQ, LIBYA, NORTH KOREA, SUDAN AND SYRIA)...AND NOT DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY INVOLVED IN THE DEVELOPMENT OR PRODUCTION OF NUCLEAR, CHEMICAL, OR BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS OR MISSILE TECHNOLOGY PROGRAMS.

I gotta tailor this into my BSD license somehow. Something like, THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, ESPECIALLY TO FORMER MEMBERS OF SUDANESE DICTATORSHIPS, WHATTA BUNCH OF BASTARDS, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MOUSEHOLE YOU FREAK, I WORKED TOO HARD TO HAVE A GUY LIKE YOU USE ITS SHARP EDGES TO SLICE OFF THE TOES OF WHIPPED CHILDREN, GOODBYE. (Seen on one good tumblelog.)