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Posted by Chet Underwood, Esq. on December 18, 2001 at 1:25 PM
> Chet, this string has proven two things. 1. You couldn't pull the answer out of a paper bag. If you knew the answer, you might have helped, rather than beating your fists on your puffed up chest, and chastising the unwitting query. 2. You are a DICK. Have a nice day.
Is the best you can come up with? Well, not surprisingly, you missed a point or two:
- This question has been answered here already many times -- even though this is not the correct forum for it -- because people got sick and tired of the idiots posting the inane question.
- If you weren't such an idiot yourself, you'd realize I did answer the question (maybe you can find someone with more than a two-digit IQ to read it for you and explain it to you).
- Additionally, if you weren't such an imbecile, you'd know that your paper bag mixed metaphor doesn't make any sense. The correct cliché is: "Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag." As with any cliché, we could take some license with it; for instance, for you, we'd say "He's such a dunce, he couldn't reason his way out of a wet paper bag." However, you are mixing the metaphor with "pulling rabbits out of a hat" or "pulling your head out of your..." well, you get the picture (maybe not; why don't you have someone read this, too, and explain it to you).
- I wasn't "chastising an unwitting query" (you might want to actually learn the meaning of these words before stringing them together in a desperate attempt to try (and fail) to sound cogent). Rather, I was chastising the witless sender of a witless query.
- Ah the old childish insult plus "have a nice day" cliché. How cute. You are full of them, or more accurately, you are full of it.
- Finally, I must thank you for providing such a nice enjoyable and easy target. I know I shouldn't enjoy a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent (to appropriate another of your clichés), but I just can't help myself.
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