Never used a computer before, much less downloaded music? Not a problem - the RIAA is very equal opportunity minded that way - they'll sue you anyway:

"Marie Lindor, a home health aide who has never bought, used, or even turned on a computer in her life, was sued by the RIAA in Brooklyn federal court for using an 'online distribution system' to 'download, distribute, and/or make available for distribution' plaintiff's music files. She has requested a pre-motion conference in anticipation of making a summary judgment motion dismissing the complaint and awarding her attorneys fees under the Copyright Act."

Yeah, these clowns are all about improving my music experience...