If you want to hear some funny audio bits, you can't go wrong at Lileks Bleatophony. His diner bits are longer, but they're pretty good. This is the guy who wrote this classic on pizza - the whys and wherefores of "why the heck can't I get extra sauce??" His books are funny too - Interior Desecrations and The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Here he is on pizza, for instance:

I’m not looking for the perfect pizza, a circular Beatrice I can love unconditionally - just a good hot bubbly pizza with lots of sauce. That’s all. A pizza that does not dole out the sauce as though it is a precious substance gathered by the dram at great expense by men in boats, far from home, following the herds of ocean-going tomatoes as they ply the world of wave and spume.

Heh. Classic.