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Surely a joke but Early Adopter report an idea by Microsoft to add Ain't to the language. LOL.

Maybe we should organize some sort of competition and submit our wishes to Redmond.

And Gidion imagine VB in 10 years:

What will VB look like in 10 years?

IF JAMMED GOTO BUMBLEF**K

WAZ'UP WITH DUDE FOO

IF DUDE IS A POPPER THEN   

   SCOOTCH DA FOO TO DA GC

ELSE   

   SWEET SAUCE

END IF

BUMBLEF**K:

IF FOR REAL THEN    

  HOLLER AT USER

ELSE    

  GNARLY

END IF

roughly translates to

ON ERROR GOTO ERRHANDLER

DECLARE foo AS DUDE = new DUDE()

IF (NOT foo IS IDude) THEN 

  foo.Dispose();

ELSE   

 RETURN TRUE

ENDIF

ERRHANDLER:

 IF (Err is SeriousException) THEN   

  MessageBox.Show("Error occured!");

ELSE   

  RESUME NEXT

END IF

Slang words in bold courtesy of: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wrader/slang/recent.html
I switched from VB to C# a few years ago... I do like VB, I just like C# better :)
Quick note to all vb'ers who have either found a syntax error in my vb code or disagree: It's just my opinion, so relax ;)