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Original Post: Check out the resume of the "Ultimate Employee"
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I’m not sure how I got this, but today in my Inbox I received a resume and bio from someone looking for a job. It is obviously spam, since there is absolutely no customization whatsoever. But what was funny about it is the fact that this person is pretty much the Ultimate Employee.
It starts off great with the Summary (I have not changed the text at all):
Over ten years of experience in Design, Analysis, Management, Development, Implementation, Testing and Debugging Web, Network, Financial applications using C#, C/C++, VC++/MFC/SDK, VB, UML, ASP/JSP, VBScript, JavaScript, Crystal Reports, HTML/XML, RDBMS (SQL Server, ORACLE, Informix and Sybase) and COM/ATL. Has Extensive knowledge and proficient in Microsoft Technology using Oracle and SQL Server. Has work experience in Banking, Health care, Manufacturing, Security, Content Management system and Automation. Experienced in Object Oriented, scalable, robust, maintainable, Multithreading and image processing Techniques. Has 2 years experience in .NET Framework using C#, ADO.NET and ASP.NET. Familiar with RUP, Design patterns and Extreme programming
Wow, the buzzword count on that is off the charts! Now, check out the technical skills (again, no change):
O.S.: Solaris, AIX, RTOS and Windows 2000/XP
Languages: C++ and Java.
Web Services: SOAP, UDDI and WSDL
Scripting: XML, XSL, ASP/JSP, JScript, VBScript, Perl, TCL and Vignette.
Middle Ware: COM/DCOM and CORBA.
Server: BizTalk, MQ Series, WebSphere, Weblogic, Apache and IIS.
Databases: Oracle, MS-SQL Server and MS Access.
IDE: Visual Studio and Visual Age
GUI: Visual C#/C++/Basic, ATL, MFC, JDK and SDK
Specialization: .NET Framework, ADO.NET, ASP.NET, ODBC and ISAPI.
CASE Tools: Rational Rose and Visio.
Reporting: Crystal Reports and Office Web components.
Testing: Visual Test, NUnit, Silk and LoadRunner.
Source control: Visual Source Safe, Clear Case and RCS/CVS.
Project Management: Microsoft Project.
I know what you’re thinking. This person could not possibly know all these skills!
Wrong, wrong I say! The reason he knows all of these is that every project he has been on has used 10 or more of these technologies, regularly mixing Java, C++ and MFC, C# and VB.NET, SQL Server, Oracle, Sybase, Windows Server, Solaris, Extreme Programming and RUP on the same project!
This guy has done almost everything! Who wouldn’t want to hire this guy?! Send me an email today and I'll give you his info!
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