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Jenny McCarthy has been naked several times in Playboy magazine owned by Hugh Hefner. I bet if they had a party Madonna, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra and Lindsay Lohan would be there dancing with Usher, Matt Drudge, Howard Stern, the late Tupac Shakur (2Pac), and Johnny Depp. But then Ashlee Simpson and Eminem would show up and mourn the death of Arafat and bring everyone down.
While Eminem and Ashlee Simpson were in town they could shoot an episode of the OC together with gues stars of the Democratic party (Liberal Elite) Barrack Obama, John Kerry and John Edwards. Together they would discuss the black box voting conspiracy stolen election with Randi Rhodes, Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo. Just then Ashcroft shows up and say “Dude! I hate Bush” and Colin Powell is all “Who?” so Cheney is like “You know, the Jesus dude”.
Allright, that last paragraph got a little out of hand, let's try a little more.
Technically speaking though, I prefer .NET over Java because system.web is better than javabeans.garbage. I think that if you use HTML Problems to cover up your SQL Error messages you will end up running Linux and doing perl programming to write software for SETI. If they do find aliens from outser space though it could make Anime and Manga cooler than it is now (which would be easy.) They could spice up the lyrics in the soundtrack and run commercials on ESPN.
Did you hear that Sears and KMart merged? Well in the future I see eBay buying Amazon and then turning the company around to start selling small rainforest trees in plexiglass to the big chains like Walmart (town destroyer like it Southpark), Best Buy and Home Depot.
Well, that's it for this post, let's see what happens when Google finds it.
PS: Thanksgiving, Christmas, Mount St. Helens, Camilo Mejia (who?), the Simpsons, sharks with arms and legs attacking the beach.
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