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Original Post: Spam cracks me up
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Every day or two I check my MS Junk mail folder to retrieve any messages that are not junk mail. Of course I always read the subject line on each of so I can tell if it is mine or just spam. I have found that some of the subject lines make me laugh and I thought I would build myself a collection.
Now I have to warn you that most of these come in two forms.
1: Simple Vulgarity
This is pretty straight forward. If they are selling you a penis pump they don't beat around tha bush. They come out and say “PUMP YOUR C**K TO 37 INCHES AND MAKE THOSE THAT B***H SCREAM!!!“ Now you have to understand that I am forced to type that for the sake of journalistic integrity, not because I am a compulsive curser. bitch
2: Personalized-License-Plate-Puzzle-Spam (PLPPS (Pronounced puh-luh-puh-puhs (Don't seriously say it out loud (Now you really want to huh?))))
This one is a little more fun. All the vulgarity is in there, but it is kind of mixed up or written funny trying to dodge spam filters. Sometimes part of the message is in the email address itself. This is similar to how you will see a license plate that say something like “TTSNASS” or “PHA Q“.
Now that I have given a basic overview I would like to start building my Official Spam Subject Collection. I will try to include the From and the Subject, but I will not open any of them because I am not a sucker.
From: Hillary Subject: “they will call ya LongSclong”
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