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by Mark Masterson.
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So I reacted to the following scholarly paper with a little happy dance.
We model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions. We then refine the model to introduce a latent period of zombification, whereby humans are infected, but not infectious, before becoming undead. We then modify the model to include the effects of possible quarantine or a cure. Finally, we examine the impact of regular, impulsive reductions in the number of zombies and derive conditions under which eradication can occur. We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all.
This is just wonderful. Wonderful. Right up there with the discovery of "zombie haiku":
My rigor mortis Is mainly why I'm slower And the severed foot
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