This is a great page if you're looking for a laugh during the holiday season. Don't miss the book at the bottom right. The Colbert clone isn't bad either.
This is an ad for Microsoft's server solution, but don't forget the Linux alternative if you're cheap like me. :) There's Kubuntu, Centos, and much more out there.
Looking for a last minute present for your favorite geek? Go buy him or her a cheap new box to use for an at home server. Don't forget to bundle in a nice big disk for a network share too!