I can't resist pasting some very funny quotes I found on /. this morning:
"If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs." (#16135982)
"Perl terrifies me, it looks like an explosion in an ascii factory." (#16137416)
"Having perl as your fist programming language is like having latin as your native tongue" (#16132395)