Yeah, okay, here’s a good one. Nice try, Terminator II with the Dracula collar. Except, wait, I think I actually already have like twelve ideas for good Webmonkey articles, see this:
How to Comfortably Nest Yourself in REST Protocols and Lay Pure Golden Eggs of API Soundness (Wrap on it With Your Knuckle, It’s Fer Real!)
The Sneaky, Old Man Who Spends One Page Learning About Regular Expressions and the Other Four Pages Wandering Off-Topic into a Nexus Clutterd with Winged Eyebrows and a Sick, Old Castle That Throws Up Suits of Armor
Social Free-tagging (By Which I Mean “Chunky Bacon” on the Side of Your Neighbor’s Motorhome)
The Rabbit Whose Bracelets and Whose Friends’ Bracelets Were All Made Out of Pure CSS-Only Tabbed Interfaces and Their Village Was Made Outta the Stuff, Too!
Preeventualism, All Other Webmonkeying Aside
Ruby’s Flip-Flip Operator, Will Someone Please Use This Other Than Me??
Getting Your Feet With with Ruby Scripts to Forceably Bar Your TiVo From Recording Katie Couric Interviews, Specifically Interviews With JK Rowling Where the Worldwide Audience is Cutely Referred to as “Muggles” (Wink, Wink) and She Says Things Like, “Let Me Just Take a Peek Behind this Bookcase, Just Checking for Death Eaters,” and Kids’ Imaginations Are Allowed to Run Rampant, Unchecked
My Favorite Texts to Flood IRC Channels With (Can These Monsters Really Kickban Me for Improving Their Literacy??)
Pagan Prayers Which, With Shields Raised in the Name of the Demeter, Are Proved to Make Your Application Completely Scalable
Defacing Webmonkey, An Insider’s Experience
.. and it’s follow-up story: Okay, I’ve Cleaned Up My Act and Webmonkey is Letting Me Post Stuff Again But They Didn’t Say Anything About This Obscure XSS Attack Which is Currently Descending Upon Your Browser, Goodbye
Hey, stop it, I initially learned PHP from Webmonkey. And Hotbot was my home page. And I hadn’t kissed a girl yet. So while I respect Webmonkey a great deal and hold it in the highest of possible regards, it completely reeks of virginity when I click on it.
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