Dave has done it again. This time has has found the perfecy synergy between developers sitting on their arse, and battery power.
Developers have excess fat: they should use it to feed the fuel cells in their laptops. When you sit down to code on a long plane trip, plumb a thin tube into an area of unwanted adipose tissue, and let the battery suck power from you while you lose weight. For home-based developers, special chairs could have small needles built into the seat: just sit down and your computer bursts into life. The longer you code, the more weight you lose. Its a perfect feedback loop. Its synergy.
I always thought that the local gym's should give power back to the grid via the treadmills, bikes, etc. Make the humans, the mice!
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