Steve Donovan
Posts: 24
Nickname: stevedonov
Registered: May, 2005
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Re: This is Hilarious
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Posted: Oct 23, 2007 12:41 AM
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Some of my old favourites were left off the panel:
Python: Just because I'm named after a TV show doesn't mean I'm not serious. I'm originally from Holland, and we don't do silly. I have a very big toolchest and I am very dynamic!
Lua: Hi, I'm from Brazil, cute and petite, and I can run faster than Python
Python: That's because you don't carry a toolchest! Besides, your regexps look like cartoon swearing.
FORTRAN: All these young whippersnappers have no idea what it was like to land two men on the moon with 16K core. In those days, if a program needed to request more memory, we would have to ask the operators nicely to run our jobs over the Thanksgiving weekend. That taught you about efficiency.
C: That's the only thing we do agree on, daddy-o. I'm much happier now after the C++ divorce. He tried but you could tell his heart really wasn't into lean and mean.
steve d.
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